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aaaaaa i have to go to bed nowwwwww

Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy:Hey there..
Random Guy:Hey what's up?
Shy Guy:Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy:Thanks dude!
Shy Guy:So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy:Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy:Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy:That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy:You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy:A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

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The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

(Source: beanmug, via ariaprince)

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IT IS ONLY US LEFT IN A DESOLATE WASTELAND THAT USED TO BE MY…

STARTS CRYING
NO I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT YOU ,… ., PLEASE . …,

go on….,. WITHOUT MEEE….. 

CRIES AND ESCAPES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. I SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS IN VARIOUS PUBS, WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. WONDERING IF THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A WAY TO SAVE YOU….

A hooded figure sits next to you in the pub, orders you a drink and, as the camera zooms in, reveals THAT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, ALIVE AND WELL

!! LIMES !!! YOURE ALIVE !!!!
embraces you
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS „„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„

shrugs„, chillin 

traffic was bad, i slept in

*makes shify eyes*

i see you staring to the left and slightly upward. why.

d-definitely not because of werewolves. i can tell you that. no full moon toNIGHT NOPE. u-ugh- how about that time- whhere we uugh…. *fumbles* crap ugh„, twENTY YEARS MY FRIEND *sweats* HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING IN BAARS THIS WHOLE TIME *knocks over glass* oH my gosh UGh.„

you’re impossibly fast, and strong….your skin is spotted and really furry……your eyes change color…and sometimes you speak like..like you want to eat dog food„.. i know what you are……….

UUGH„ S-SSAY IT T 

OUT-OUT- frick – out loUD 

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……….a mermaid..
-SPOOKY ORCHESTRA IN THE DISTANCE-

HOW DID YOU KNOW??? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I HAD KEPT MY SECRET SO WELL HIDDEN??? 

well frankly you are half fish and therefore you smell bad sorry

thats…. pretty true yeah…. you never… need a bath in the ocean..

twenty years and my dashboard is still a barren wasteland. 

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hELLO

IT IS ONLY US LEFT IN A DESOLATE WASTELAND THAT USED TO BE MY…

STARTS CRYING
NO I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT YOU ,… ., PLEASE . …,

go on….,. WITHOUT MEEE….. 

CRIES AND ESCAPES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. I SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS IN VARIOUS PUBS, WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. WONDERING IF THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A WAY TO SAVE YOU….

A hooded figure sits next to you in the pub, orders you a drink and, as the camera zooms in, reveals THAT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, ALIVE AND WELL

!! LIMES !!! YOURE ALIVE !!!!
embraces you
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS „„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„

shrugs„, chillin 

traffic was bad, i slept in

*makes shify eyes*

i see you staring to the left and slightly upward. why.

d-definitely not because of werewolves. i can tell you that. no full moon toNIGHT NOPE. u-ugh- how about that time- whhere we uugh…. *fumbles* crap ugh„, twENTY YEARS MY FRIEND *sweats* HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING IN BAARS THIS WHOLE TIME *knocks over glass* oH my gosh UGh.„

you’re impossibly fast, and strong….your skin is spotted and really furry……your eyes change color…and sometimes you speak like..like you want to eat dog food„.. i know what you are……….

UUGH„ S-SSAY IT T 

OUT-OUT- frick – out loUD 

…………………………………
///////////………………..

……….a mermaid..
-SPOOKY ORCHESTRA IN THE DISTANCE-

HOW DID YOU KNOW??? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I HAD KEPT MY SECRET SO WELL HIDDEN??? 

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limes-and-kiwis replied to your post: i think limes-and-kiwis is the only ot…

hELLO

IT IS ONLY US LEFT IN A DESOLATE WASTELAND THAT USED TO BE MY…

STARTS CRYING
NO I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT YOU ,… ., PLEASE . …,

go on….,. WITHOUT MEEE….. 

CRIES AND ESCAPES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. I SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS IN VARIOUS PUBS, WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. WONDERING IF THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A WAY TO SAVE YOU….

A hooded figure sits next to you in the pub, orders you a drink and, as the camera zooms in, reveals THAT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, ALIVE AND WELL

!! LIMES !!! YOURE ALIVE !!!!
embraces you
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS „„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„

shrugs„, chillin 

traffic was bad, i slept in

*makes shify eyes*

i see you staring to the left and slightly upward. why.

d-definitely not because of werewolves. i can tell you that. no full moon toNIGHT NOPE. u-ugh- how about that time- whhere we uugh…. *fumbles* crap ugh„, twENTY YEARS MY FRIEND *sweats* HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING IN BAARS THIS WHOLE TIME *knocks over glass* oH my gosh UGh.„

you’re impossibly fast, and strong….your skin is spotted and really furry……your eyes change color…and sometimes you speak like..like you want to eat dog food„.. i know what you are……….

UUGH„ S-SSAY IT T 

OUT-OUT- frick – out loUD 

(1/5) Favorite Relationships » Howl & Sophie

“Howl said to Sophie, ‘I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?’”

(via pixelatedblowjobs)

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limes-and-kiwis replied to your post: i think limes-and-kiwis is the only ot…

hELLO

IT IS ONLY US LEFT IN A DESOLATE WASTELAND THAT USED TO BE MY…

STARTS CRYING
NO I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT YOU ,… ., PLEASE . …,

go on….,. WITHOUT MEEE….. 

CRIES AND ESCAPES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. I SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS IN VARIOUS PUBS, WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. WONDERING IF THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A WAY TO SAVE YOU….

A hooded figure sits next to you in the pub, orders you a drink and, as the camera zooms in, reveals THAT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, ALIVE AND WELL

!! LIMES !!! YOURE ALIVE !!!!
embraces you
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS „„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„

shrugs„, chillin 

traffic was bad, i slept in

*makes shify eyes*

i see you staring to the left and slightly upward. why.

d-definitely not because of werewolves. i can tell you that. no full moon toNIGHT NOPE. u-ugh- how about that time- whhere we uugh…. *fumbles* crap ugh„, twENTY YEARS MY FRIEND *sweats* HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING IN BAARS THIS WHOLE TIME *knocks over glass* oH my gosh UGh.„

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limes-and-kiwis replied to your post: i think limes-and-kiwis is the only ot…

hELLO

IT IS ONLY US LEFT IN A DESOLATE WASTELAND THAT USED TO BE MY…

STARTS CRYING
NO I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT YOU ,… ., PLEASE . …,

go on….,. WITHOUT MEEE….. 

CRIES AND ESCAPES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. I SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS IN VARIOUS PUBS, WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. WONDERING IF THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A WAY TO SAVE YOU….

A hooded figure sits next to you in the pub, orders you a drink and, as the camera zooms in, reveals THAT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, ALIVE AND WELL

!! LIMES !!! YOURE ALIVE !!!!
embraces you
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS „„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„

shrugs„, chillin 

traffic was bad, i slept in

*makes shify eyes*

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limes-and-kiwis replied to your post: i think limes-and-kiwis is the only ot…

hELLO

IT IS ONLY US LEFT IN A DESOLATE WASTELAND THAT USED TO BE MY…

STARTS CRYING
NO I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT YOU ,… ., PLEASE . …,

go on….,. WITHOUT MEEE….. 

CRIES AND ESCAPES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. I SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS IN VARIOUS PUBS, WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. WONDERING IF THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A WAY TO SAVE YOU….

A hooded figure sits next to you in the pub, orders you a drink and, as the camera zooms in, reveals THAT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, ALIVE AND WELL

theres suddenly a million new posts hi hello where did these all come from 

aidn:

rise

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